Happy Birthday to…me? Oh yeah! It’s about to get real!

On your birthday, does the internal monologue run a little something like this?

“I am fierce! FIERCE! You bought that cake for me, right?! Of course you did! It’s my day. I can eat the whole thing if I want to. Yum-my! Costco makes a mean sheet cake and it is all mine…no, you can’t have any. Get your grubby stubs off my cake! Whew, close one. That kid almost got a bite of my cake but I showed her…ooh presents! For me??? Aw, man, that kid is back and eyeing my cake. Hands off!”

Thanks, Theresa, for the cake! Drool!

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